ifucked-rupertgraves:

so once i was in math class and i was writing and not doing my math and my friend asked how far i got and my first answer was to say chapter two and she said the math problem you ass

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

doubtnotfearnot:

thewondermentwoods:

stuartsometimes:

The best of Brigham Young University confessions

the scandal

THIS IS JUST REALLY FUNNY RIGHT NOW

#Mormonstruggles

wh0vian4ever:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

Reasons why you should like Matt Smith

My first powerpoint don’t be too harsh

This. Is. Amazing.

wh0vian4ever:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

Reasons why you should like Matt Smith

My first powerpoint don’t be too harsh

This. Is. Amazing.

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

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OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true




This is the Peppermeloni. Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

coolstoryrob:

 

 

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

image

but idk

you tell me

image

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

image

This is the Peppermeloni. Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

sammysbedhead:

what does a tree do when it wants to leave

its leaves

WAIT

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I RUINED THE WHOLE FUCKING JOKE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ‘WHAT DOES A TREE DO WHEN IT WANTS TO GO HOME’ I CANT EVEN TELL A JOKE RIGHT WOW THATS JUST PATHETIC

it’s ok tho because now the tree does what it wants free will you made the joke better you’re awesome and you support free will for trees

baiting:

as rosa parks once said…

“no.”

Via
Kodak Easyshare M320 Digital Camera
i-say-no-to-status-quo:

potterheadproblems:

alliewonder:

painting i did for a friend who wanted harry potter combined with starry night

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

potterheadproblems:

alliewonder:

painting i did for a friend who wanted harry potter combined with starry night

lyndez:

And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people

lyndez:

And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people

backcombing:

doctorwho:

lokihasthe-tardis:

the official doctor who tumblr is seriously one of my favorites

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you what